The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

Lately I've kind of given up on doing my hair. I'm just way to lazy to even straighten it. So I've just been letting it air dry however it wants. Also, with all the rain lately my hair just gets messed up anyways, so whats the point in doing it in the first place? Last night while I was getting ready for bed, I was looking in the mirror at my hair and It reminded me of a girl I knew in high school. I won't name names, but this girl's hair was seriously a mane. I then thought to myself "Wow, I'm starting to acquire a mane just like (Insert name here)" I then proceeded to look closer in the mirror, only to discover a series of zits forming on my face. "Great" I thought "I've got the lion, now the witch, and. . ." I looked down at my oversized t-shirt, which is pretty much all I wear. "the wardrobe!"